A protest letter to the editor

I was outraged when I read yesterday's blog post. You know, the one where I am running with that silly white and black dog?


Those pictures were trickery I tell you. The one where I am flying behind him? I'm only behind 'cause I flew past him once already and was coming in for a second pass.


I honestly could only roll my eyes with laughter after awhile.


Do you seriously think I would let some stinkin', icky boy out run me?


I should hope not! Let this be a warning. I have my lawyer on speed dial if such slander should ever occur again.