Brace yourself and keep your distance.
Sneak up from behind, it's always the safest place to be.
Be ready to attack back.
Slowly walk around, never take your eyes away.
Sticking your tongue out at it is always effective.
Closing your eyes and pretending it isn't there is even better.
And if you are brave, look it straight in the eye.
Never let 'em see your fear.
But if you must, run to the momma for protection. Knocking her on her butt will certainly keep you safe.
but just remember, it is all about trick or treat. TRICK!
The end.
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